Well, the promised snow came last night (and is still falling) so to help me enjoy the day off, I get to shovel the driveway and sidewalk today. That’s SO much fun! Yeah, right….

One of my goals (I don’t make resolutions) is to update my listing of pages/blogs from my friends. I’ve just barely started, so if you’re reading this and don’t see yours–please don’t take offense–just let me know and I’ll add you in either or both categories. If you’re already there and would like me to change anything about your listing, same drill–let me know. If you don’t know my email address, leave a comment. I can delete it later so everyone and his brother doesn’t get it from here.

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Here’s a listing of some resolutions which were forwarded to me. See if you can pick at least a few of them and adopt them as your own

New Year’s Resolutions You Can Keep

Have you broken your last New Year’s Resolutions? Well, here’s a rather crazy list that you can keep.

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.

2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

3. Read less. Makes you think.

4. Watch more TV. You’ve been missing some good stuff.

5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.

6. Stop bringing lunch from home: Eat out more.

7. Get in a whole NEW rut!

8. Spend your summer vacation in Cyberspace.

9. Don’t eat cloned meat.

10. Create loose ends.

11. Get more toys.

12. Get further in debt.

13. Don’t believe politicians.

14. Break at least one traffic law.

15. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.

16. Don’t swim with piranhas or sharks.

17. Associate with even worse business clients.

18. Spread out priorities beyond ability to keep track of them.

19. Wait around for opportunity.

20. Focus on the faults of others.

21. Mope about faults.

22. Never make New Year’s resolutions again.